A good friend of mine sent me a mail stating that he plans to watch Captain Vijayakanth's next movie 'Arasangam' on the first day of release! First day! How I envy him!!! Apparently Captain plays the role of a professor in a Police Training Academy! Being a fan of Captain's antics myself, I could start imagining a possible scene in the movie....
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Captain is called for a murder investigation. Its a new feature in the Police Training College where a top professor guides rookies in modern investigative techniques. Captain, followed by half a dozen star-struck rookie police trainees, enters the scene of the crime. A body of a man is found sprawled on the ground. The rookies try everything they've learnt in college - they take fingerprints, DNA samples, photographs, see if any piece of clothing is torn, check for attack marks on the body, scan the place for clues....
Captain is called for a murder investigation. Its a new feature in the Police Training College where a top professor guides rookies in modern investigative techniques. Captain, followed by half a dozen star-struck rookie police trainees, enters the scene of the crime. A body of a man is found sprawled on the ground. The rookies try everything they've learnt in college - they take fingerprints, DNA samples, photographs, see if any piece of clothing is torn, check for attack marks on the body, scan the place for clues....
Captain watches them, gives an all-knowing smile... bends down, removes a sock from the dead man's feet, sniffs it deeply and says "Indha chocksu semma gabbu adikudhu! Appadinaa, indha chocksu thovaikkapattu remba naal aayirukkum". He immediately runs(the director plans to take this shot at 210 frames/second instead of the usual 24 fps, so that this running seems to appear as if it was shot in slow motion to the audience) to where the washing machine is kept and switches it on. Nothing happens. Captain smiles and exclaims "Washing machinu repair aayirukku. Idhu IFB machinu".
He immediately asks a rookie to ask the telephone company if the dead guy had made any call to IFB's customer care recently. The rookie checks and finds out that a call had been made the previous evening. Further check reveals that a man named Al Haq Wanna Phuq (Note: no intended offence to anyone here!) had been sent to fix the machine. Captain immediately takes his Karuppupazham(Blackberry) and logs on to the Police intranet via VPN. After a quick search he finds that Al Haq Wanna Phuq is a Pakistani theeviravaadhi who holds a part time job at IFB!
Captain's eyes turn maroon (a new feature in the movie... it used to turn red earlier... in this movie, the director has brought in a maroon colour to intensify Captain's rage), and he exclaims "Indha Pakistani theeviravaadhingala oruthan vidaama adichu thovaikkalaenna, naan inimela en chocksa thovaikkavae poradhilla"! Hearing this inspired speech, the rookies' eyes are filled with tears of awe for their beloved mentor!
Captain and the rookies walk away from the murder scene, while a song praising Captain plays in the background...
'Poraaru poraaru, veeradhi veerar poraaru,
Arasangatha maatha pogum, maamanidhar poraaru,
Karuppupazhatha usu pannum techu saavi poraaru,
Theeviravaadhiya nadungavaikkum thanga manickam poraaru!'
End of scene
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Long live Captain!
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